In Paris, 200 servers dressed in their uniforms and carrying trays with a croissant, a cup of coffee, and a…
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Investigative accountants in South Carolina are struggling to explain the existence of an account belonging to the government containing $1.8…
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Read More »The social media site Reddit successfully launched an IPO last week that raised $748 million. The Onion examines what Reddit…
Read More »The NFL completely overhauled its kickoff rules, taking elements used in the XFL in an effort to make the play…
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