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Comedy

SanDisk Introduces New Flash Wheelbarrow For Hauling 5,000 Terabytes Of Data

SAN JOSE, CA—Touting it as the perfect solution for conveying enormous quantities of computer files over farmlands and dirt roads,…

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Real Estate

Proof introduces new product to enhance security in online notarization

Remote online notarization (RON) platform Proof, formerly known as Notarize, has launched Proof Certificates, which aims to enhance certainty and…

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Comedy

Glade Introduces New Meat Freshener Spray

RACINE, WI—Touting the product as a quick, easy way to take the putrid stench out of expired goods, household brand…

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Money

Airline introduces a new flight tailored just for dogs

The discussions (and fights) about when it is appropriate to fly with dogs that periodically pop up in the travel…

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Overwatch 2 introduces harsher punishments for players who leave mid-match

Blizzard is taking mid-match leaves on Overwatch 2 more seriously and is implementing harsher punishments when Season 10 arrives. People…

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Sports

World Athletics introduces $50,000 prize money for gold medallists.

Australian Olympic legend Dawn Fraser has commended the move to pay gold medallists at the Paris Olympics. World Athletics (WA)…

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California introduces right to disconnect bill

Even with burnout, overwhelm, budget cuts, hiring freezes, waves of redundancies and everything else in 2024, there’s still little regulation…

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Comedy

Taco Bell Introduces New Burrito That Will Do Its Best To Satisfy Hunger, But There Are No Guarantees In This Crazy World

IRVINE, CA—Rolling out the new menu item in a national ad campaign, Taco Bell introduced a limited-time burrito Thursday that…

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Comedy

Tums Introduces New Deep-Dish Antacid Pizza

ST. LOUIS—In an effort to introduce a more satisfying version of their calcium tablets, Tums debuted a new deep-dish antacid…

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Comedy

Lancôme Introduces New Full-Body Moisturizing Chrysalis

NEW YORK—Touting the new product as a “transformative approach to skincare,” luxury cosmetics manufacturer Lancôme announced Friday the release of…

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